There was an old lady who swallowed a mozzie.
I don’t know why she swallowed that mozzie...
She’s gotta be Aussie!

Aussie animals beware! An old lady is on the loose in the Australian bush and she has an unstoppable appetite! No-one and nothing is safe!

This fun and quirky, tangled take on the original nonsense rhyme in miniature format is sure to delight readers today.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fossil.
I don’t know why she swallowed a fossil... That’s colossal!

The old lady’s made an amazing discovery! Now she’s on the hunt for more prehistoric snacks and not even the biggest dinosaur can stomp out her giant appetite. Surely she’ll explode!

There’s a surprise party for Zebra, and all his friends are passing the message along.

But when the message gets mixed up, there's confusion, chaos–and lots of fun.

It's time for an egg hunt and the Fluffy Bunny is leading the way. Can the Fluffy Bunny's animal friends follow his directions to jump, bounce and skip their way to find some sweet, colourful and delicious eggs?

Kevin doesn’t want a pat. He doesn’t want a tickle. And he definitely does NOT want a cuddle.

There’s absolutely no way this hilarious cat is going to change his mind about that... Or will he?

On one Christmas Eve
As he did each year
Santa crossed the equator
To the Southern Hemisphere.

But this year, Santa decides it’s too hot to deliver presents. He grabs a surfboard and heads out to catch some waves...
Can Trev, his old ute and a flock of emus save Christmas Day?

It’s the final day of school holidays and the only thing Simon Sidebottom wants to do is enjoy his last hours of freedom. But Simon’s mum has other plans, and they all involve shopping for school shoes with Simon’s snotty-faced little sister. And then a funny thing happens...

A hilarious, gross, laugh-out-loud, choose-your-own-adventure book.

There was an old bloke who swallowed a present.
I don’t know why he swallowed a present...
Now that’s not pleasant!

The old bloke has swallowed one of Santa’s presents! Keep an eye on your Christmas tree and guard your stockings, because now he’s on the hunt for more Christmas snacks!

Kevin has some new playmates. They are cute and cuddly and they’re here to stay... but not if Kevin has anything to do with it!

See what happens when two adorable kittens barge into Kevin’s life and make themselves at home. How will this fussy feline cope?

On the first day of school,
my teacher said to me,
“Raise your hand if you have to do a wee.”
Starting school has never been more hilarious. Join Australian musical theatre and television actress, Penny McNamee, for some joyful sing-along fun.

Hush, little possum, don't you cry, Mama will keep you safe and dry. 

When the sky starts to rumble and the rain begins to fall, brave Mama possum hurries to find somewhere to keep her baby safe and warm. 

An Australian lullaby based on the classic song Hush, Little Baby. Includes a bonus CD sung by Deborah Mailman.

There was an old bloke who swallowed a bunny.
I don’t know why he swallowed that bunny...
Crikey, that’s funny!

The Old Bloke is loose on the farm, and all the animals are on the menu! Can they catch sight of the master of disguise in time to avoid being his lunch? Surely he’ll explode!