A new collection of short stories from the UK’s biggest-selling author–David Walliams.

David Walliams’ inventive take on the cautionary tale began in 2016 with the publication of The World’s Worst Children. Two further volumes followed in 2017 and 2018 with total sales of the trilogy now exceeding 1.7 million copies in the UK alone.
Walliams now turns his attention to teachers in these ten tales of the most gruesome grown-ups ever.

Think your teachers are bad? Wait till you meet this lot. These tales of the world’s most splendidly sinister teachers will have you running for the school gates. Dr Dread teaches Science and is half man, half monster. Mrs Splatt, the dinner lady, serves the most revolting food you could possibly imagine. Miss Seethe is ALWAYS furious–and she’s on a detention rampage...

Every story is illustrated in glorious colour by artistic genius Tony Ross.

Meet the Meeks!
Myrtle Meek has everything she could possibly want. But everything isn’t enough. She wants more, more, more! When Myrtle declares she wants a FING, there’s only one problem… What is a FING?
Mr and Mrs Meek will do anything to keep their darling daughter happy, even visit the spooky library vaults to delve into the dusty pages of the mysterious Monsterpedia. Their desperate quest leads to the depths of the jungliest jungle where the rarest creatures can be found. But will they ever find a FING?
An explosively funny, totally surreal Tall Story about two perfectly nice parents and their unbelievably monstrous daughter from the phenomenal best-selling author David Walliams and illustrated by artistic genius, Tony Ross. 

The World’s Worst Children 2 welcomes another line-up of disgraceful children, even more deliciously wicked than before!

This is the story of a ten-year-old orphan and a 10,000-year-old mammoth…

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ICE MONSTER FOUND IN ARCTIC!

When Elsie, an orphan on the streets of Victorian London, hears about the mysterious Ice Monster–a woolly mammoth found at the North Pole–she's determined to discover more…

A chance encounter brings Elsie face to face with the creature, and sparks the adventure of a lifetime–from London to the heart of the Arctic!

Stella Saxby is the sole heir to Saxby Hall. But awful Aunt Alberta and her giant owl will stop at nothing to get it from her. Luckily Stella has a secret–and slightly spooky–weapon up her sleeve.

416-pp softcover.

Dads come in all sorts of shapes and sizes.

There are fat ones and thin ones, tall ones and short ones.
There are young ones and old ones, clever ones and stupid ones.
There are silly ones and serious ones, loud ones and quiet ones.
Of course, there are good dads, and bad dads...

A high-speed cops and robbers adventure with heart and soul about a father and son taking on the villainous Mr Big–and winning! This riches-to-rags story will have you on the edge of your seat and howling with laughter!

Bad Dad is a fast and furious, heart-warming story of a father and son on an adventure–and a thrilling mission to break an innocent man into prison!

From the bestselling author of Gangsta Granny and Demon Dentist comes another hilarious, action-packed and touching novel–the story of a little girl called Zoe. Things are not looking good for Zoe. Her stepmother Sheila is so lazy she gets Zoe to pick her nose for her. The school bully Tina Trotts makes her life a misery–mainly by flobbing on her head. And now the evil Burt from Burt's Burgers is after her pet rat! And guess what he wants to do with it? The clue is in the title... From the author that is being called 'a new Roald Dahl', Ratburger is not to be missed!

From No. 1 best-selling children's author, David Walliams comes his biggest and most epic adventure yet! Illustrated by the artistic genius Tony Ross.

This is the story of a ten-year-old orphan and a 10,000-year-old mammoth…

Read all about it! Read all about it!

ICE MONSTER FOUND IN ARCTIC!

When Elsie, an orphan on the streets of Victorian London, hears about the mysterious Ice Monster–a woolly mammoth found at the North Pole–she's determined to discover more…

A chance encounter brings Elsie face to face with the creature, and sparks the adventure of a lifetime–from London to the heart of the Arctic!

Heroes come in all different shapes and sizes in David Walliams' biggest and most epic adventure yet!

A story of prejudice and acceptance, funny lists and silly words, this new book has all the hallmarks of David's previous bestsellers.

Our hero Ben is bored beyond belief after he is made to stay at his grandma's house. She's the boringest grandma ever: all she wants to do is to play Scrabble and eat cabbage soup. But there are two things Ben doesn't know about his grandma:

1) She was once an international jewel thief.
2) All her life, she has been plotting to steal the Crown Jewels, and now she needs Ben's help...