I was walking down the road,
and I saw a donkey... hee-haw!
And he only had three legs.
He was a wonky donkey...

In this funny, cumulative song, each page tells us something new about the donkey until we end up with a spunky, hanky-panky cranky stinky dinky lanky honky-tonky winky wonky donkey, which will have children in fits of laughter!

Pig just LOVES attention. In fact, he's a great, big SHOW-OFF.

But when ANOTHER star appears at the photo shoot, Pig doesn't like it. No, Pig doesn't like it at ALL...

Thelma is an ordinary pony who longs to be more. One day, she spots a carrot on the ground and comes up with a brilliant idea! She ties it to her head, just before a skidding truck spills pink paint and glitter all over her! Presto! Thelma is a unicorn! Thelma quickly rises to fame, but does she really want all the attention? Or would she be happier as her old self again?

Includes glittery card–and instructions to make your own unicorn horn!

Eww! What a stinker! Pig isn’t just the world’s greediest Pug, he’s the DIRTIEST too. It’s high time he had a bath! But try telling Pig that...

I wish I'd had these books as a kid. Hilarious! - Dav Pilkey, creator of Captain Underpants and Dog Man.

They sound like the Bad Guys, they look like the Bad Guys...and they even smell like the Bad Guys.

But Mr Wolf, Mr Piranha, Mr Snake and Mr Shark are about to change all of that! Mr Wolf has a daring plan for the Bad Guys' first good mission. The gang are going to break 200 dogs out of the Maximum Security City Dog Pound.

Will Operation Dog Pound go smoothly? Will the Bad Guys become the Good Guys?

And will Mr Snake please spit out Mr Piranha? 

One by one, the Bad Guys are vanishing. TAKEN by a creature with way too many teeth and far too many bottoms. Is this the end? Maybe. But will it be funny? You bet your butts it will!

The INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE of HEROES want you! But what are they looking for exactly? GIGANTIC MUSCLES? SUPER SPEED? MIND POWERS? SHAPE-SHIFTING AWESOMENESS? Possibly. But are they looking for a nude Wolf? An unconscious Piranha? A muffin-stealing Snake? And a... toaster with a fin and really big teeth? DUH! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT?! 

Knuckleheads Assemble. It’s Bad Guys Episode 8!

THE DAWN OF TIME!
Nothing on Earth could rival the terrifying power of the DINOSAURS. Except maybe that Wolf over there... yeah, the one standing next to the Snake and the Shark and that other sardiney-looking thing.
HUH?!
This is ALL wrong.
This is ALL bad.
This is ALL awesome.
It’s time to get your Jurassic on, baby.
It’s time... for the BAD GUYS EPISODE 7!

Macca the Alpaca is small, kind and friendly. His days are easy and carefree until he accidentally bumps head-first into Harmer the llama.

Harmer is big, unkind and never, ever friendly... Can little Macca find a way to teach Harmer a lesson he'll never forget?

On a Jingle Jangle Mountain, as the snow fell on the rocksA sleepy bear was being followed by a very sneaky fox.But Bear was in a hurry, he was running very lateWinter had arrived and it was time to hibernate!

The Very Cranky Bear is back and he has a mischievous fox to contend with….

The official story chosen for ALIA NATIONAL SIMULTANEOUS STORYTIME 2019, TO BE CELEBRATED ALL ACROSS AUSTRALIA AND NEW ZEALAND!

Macca and pal Al are the best of friends so when there is an opportunity to enter a talent contest together, they just can't resist. Sure to be a performance to remember, in the process they learn a very valuable lesson!
 
Join in the fun on Wednesday 22 May 2019, 11am AEST.

National Simultaneous Storytime is held annually by the Australian Library and Information Association. Every year a picture book, written and illustrated by an Australian author and illustrator, is read simultaneously in libraries, schools, pre-schools, childcare centres, family homes, bookshops and many other places around the country. Scholastic is proud to support ALIA and this wonderful initiative, which celebrates reading and children’s literacy.

Help us get #1millionkidsreading! Get your maracas ready, grab a copy of the book, get planning and get excited! 

For more information and to register your event visit: alia.org.au/nss 

You can’t take him anywhere!
When Pig, the world’s greediest Pug, goes on holiday, he causes CHAOS wherever he travels! But every party must come to an end...