TOO COOL FOR SCHOOL #2

               still                  ^SIMON’S HAVING A BAD DAY
It’s the first day back at school and things are going from BAD to EMBARRASSINGLY BAD for Simon Sidebottom. Can things get any worse? Yes! Because YOU get to choose what happens next. Will Simon be undone by Principal Fart-Smells? Will his teacher, Miss Giraffe, meet a ferrety end? Will Simon have his hair vacuumed off by the creepy school cleaner? 
YOU CHOOSE!This book is rude, crude and disgusting.Principal Fart-Smells
THE FERRETS ARE COMING... ARGGGGH...Miss Giraffe
I calculate the hilarity of this book to be
Professor Nutbeam