Don't Call Me Ishmael

Author Bauer,Michael,Gerard

Item Code 8049298

Product Type Book

Format Paperback

ISBN 9781862919327

Series Ishmael


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There's no easy way to put this, so I'll say it straight out.
It's time I faced up to the truth.
I'm fourteen years old and I have Ishmael Leseur's Syndrome.
There is no cure.

But that won't stop Ishmael and his intrepid band of misfits from taking on bullies, bugs, babes, the Beatles, debating and the great white whale in the toughest, the weirdest, the most humiliatingly awful — and best — year of their lives!

'To save embarrassment, don't read this book on a bus.' Katharine England, Advertiser

Genre: School Stories Reading Level: Lower Secondary, Middle Secondary, Upper Secondary School Year: Year 8, Year 9, Year 10, Year 11, Year 12 Lexile Level:: 1040L Ages: 13 to 18 Page Count: 288
Michael Gerard Bauer

Where were you born? Where do you live now?

I was born in the suburb of Ashgrove (the setting of The Running Man) in Brisbane, Australia. Now I live about a kilometre away in the neighbouring suburb of Enoggera. Look how far I’ve come!

Where did you go to school?
Primary school (Grades 1–3) was St Finbarr’s Ashgrove. Secondary school (Grades 4–12) was Marist College Ashgrove (the inspiration for St Daniel’s College in the Ishmael series.)

Did you have a nickname?
Sadly yes. When I was in Grade 4 we had a teacher who liked to give everyone a nickname. Because of how my surname in pronounced I was Bow Wow for a while. I could have been a Rapper!

What were you like in school?
A bit shorter and I didn’t have the beard. Apart from that, I was fairly quiet except around my friends and got on well with everyone. About the only thing I hated about school was giving talks in front of the class — just like Ishmael. 

What is the naughtiest thing you did?
Can’t think of one thing. I was pretty much a perfect student. In fact there’s a statue erected of me at my old school and written underneath it is, ‘Why can’t you all be more like this kid!’

What was your favourite book growing up?
The first largish book I read all by myself when I was little was The Wind in the Willows. It’s one of the few books I remember re-reading a number of times. I loved the characters. Later on I had the same feeling about The Hobbit

Who is your favourite children’s author?
There are lots of authors I could list but perhaps Roald Dahl could get a particular mention. Oh and I also get ten dollars every time I mention Barry Jonsberg. So yeah Barry Jonsberg would be another one. Did you get that? Barry Jonsberg.

What is your favourite food/colour/movie?
My favourite food as a kid was lamb chops and also crumbed lamb’s brains (Yum!). Now I like all sorts of different foods. I haven’t really got a favourite colour although as a Queenslander I am naturally fond of maroon. Not a big fan of blue. I have too many favourite movies to name just one. 

Who inspired you to write?
Lots of great writers, past and present inspired me with their novels, plays, poetry and songs. As a teenager I really wanted to be a singer-songwriter so I was mostly inspired by singer-songwriters like Bob Dylan. I was inspired to try to write my first book mainly by the novels of Markus Zusak.

How did you get started?
I was a secondary school teacher of English and Economics who dreamed of being a writer. One day a story found me that I couldn’t stop thinking about and I eventually resigned from my job to try to write it. The story started from a memory I had as a young boy looking for silkworms on the mulberry tree in our backyard. It gradually grew into The Running Man.

How old were you?
I started late. I was 44.

Why did you want to be a writer?
Because I always loved words and stories, and I had something I wanted to say.

How do you think up ideas?
I’m really not sure. They seem to come from some magical place. But I’ve learned that going for long walks is a fantastic way to encourage them. I always say that I never go looking for stories, they find me.

Do you have a special place where you write?

Not sure how ‘special’ it is. I write at home. Either at the computer in our upstairs study or downstairs in a little writing nook. It usually depends on the weather. It’s cooler downstairs. I don’t like distractions or people near me when I write. I rarely write when I’m away from home, and never in cafes or in the public or listening to music.

What is the best thing about being a writer?

Being a writer is the best thing. You get to make up your own world and you’re the one who decides who enters it and what happens there. Then you get to share it with other people. What’s not to like? It’s also wonderful when some of those people you share it with, say they loved what you created.

Have you had any funny or embarrassing moment as a writer?

Yes, but none that I’d like to share here!

What do you do when you are not writing?
I do lots of school visits, speak at Writers Festivals, spend time with my family, read, play guitar, go to the movies, watch TV, watch sport, occasionally play sport, have fun with friends, go on holidays, mow the lawn, do some gardening, appear briefly in some of my son Joe’s films, spend far too much time on facebook, try to catch up with my blog and in general, just have a life. 

What would you have chosen to be if you were not a writer?
I was a high school teacher and I’m glad I had that career but I would choose to be a singer-song writer or part of a band or a photographer or do something involving animals and nature like my daughter Meg who works for the Wilderness Society.

Which famous person from the past would you like to talk to?

Maybe Shakespeare. There’s a lot of mystery surrounding who he really was so I’d have lots of questions to ask him about his background and his schooling and how he came to write his plays.

Is there anything else you would like to tell us about yourself?
There is, but the Government Spy Agency I work for said I had to keep all that stuff top secret. Even my wife doesn’t know about my super-powers.

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